The worm within - a scary illustrated story, not for the faint hearted.

Apologies for the gigantic picture of a rubberised arse appearing on the Feed Me page. Apparently some loser has hacked Guy’s wordpress installation.

Guy’s in the cinema and doesn’t give a shit. Normal service will be resumed as soon as he has a minute.

*Cough* all blogs hosted on asparagine.net have just been upgraded to wordpress 2.0.5. That might stop the same thing happening to anyone here until the next sql injection attack for wordpress is discovered. I shudder to think how the world of literature would cope if Jamie’s blog was suddenly transformed into a load of arse…

… if you cross a cat with a dog?

I don’t know, but it might look something like this.

Sounds like an interesting pet, whatever happens.

In desperation, since it was the only search result for the stack trace at hand, we hit [Translate this page].

The # former consecutive my mail transmits the mail # with the method of introducing vis-a-vis NIFTY

Thanks Google.

Well, this is a good start even if it’s not really everything I’ve hoped for.