New York Vs Vampires

From Overheard in New York

Middle-Aged man: I think vampires are kind of stupid. They seem to care an awful lot about how they look and what others think. It’s like, who cares? You’re six hundred years old and on your way to hell, hello?

–5th Ave

Overheard by: Someone who thinks he has a point

I must restate my bias here: Zombies > Vampires

2 Responses to “New York Vs Vampires”

  1. Matt Says:

    Vampires Suck

    … sorry :)

  2. Pete Says:

    You know, I think I still have that on a t-shirt somewhere…