Pots and pans with metal handles: stupid.
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Early risers: Stop being so smug. Getting up early really isn’t that much of an achievement.
Those people who walk fast take note: Stop being smug. No-one wants to constantly hear how fast you walking pace is, nor is it impressive if you speed ahead of everyone else exclaiming “you all walk so slowly”.
You know right, those people yeah, who like answer their phone and when someone asks to speak to them right, (you following?) they say “who is it please” and then after the person says who it is yeah, they say “speaking”… well it’s annoying, yeah. You know, why not just say hello if the first place eh?
It’s incredibly cringe-worthy and makes you want to punch people when an audience are watching a performance of some kind and all start clapping along ‘in time’ to the music.
Life seems to be spending your time between thinking certain people are cunts or you’re the cunt.
Overly important women please note: No one wants to see your fucking baby. Don’t bother bringing it into the office so everyone has to stop and gawp at it to satisfy your misplaced pride that you once managed to procreate.