That would be an existential matter

Life seems to be spending your time between thinking certain people are cunts or you’re the cunt.

Further to my last Christmas post, Happy friggin’ Christmas.

It’s like any other day, but with more tension, stress and underlying hatred.

Enjoy!

So this week I got my pedal board from NSP. They make brilliant flight case pedal boards. The quality is spot on. If there was a nuclear holocaust, the world would be full of rubble, cockroaches (why?) and NSP flight cases. Thing is, despite musing over the measurements for ages, it turns out they’ve sent me the biggest case MAN HAS EVER WITNESSED. No, I’m not going abroad for 10 years, I’ve just got some pedals in this gigantic case. I tested the weight too. My current pedal bag is the same weight FULL and this is EMPTY. Pffft. So anyone looking to buy a pedal board that’s bigger than your face (much bigger than your face, even if you have a massive face like the guy out of Keane) then in the words of Wham “baby, I’m your man”.

In more positive equipment news, I bought an ebow. Or e-bow. Or maybe even E Bow. But nonetheless I got one of these fuckers:

It’s like an electric violin bow that gives you infinite sustain on your guitar, and trust me, infinite sustain seems to be like the holy grail of guitar effects. Well it is for me. I also looked into Infinite Guitar and all the offshoots of this model. Three in existence? What a swizz. Still, The Edge may be in a shit band, but he’s a totally innovative guitarist who does some crazy shit, so top marks Alan. Or whatever your real name is (I don’t care, so don’t go googling). Aaanyway, it rules. It really does. You can do some smart stuff with it and it even works on acoustics, without a pickup. It’s totally wicked.

That’s it. Now go to WBW demo page to hear unfinished songs. Um, yeah.