That would be an existential matter

It’s incredibly cringe-worthy and makes you want to punch people when an audience are watching a performance of some kind and all start clapping along ‘in time’ to the music.

So last night my somewhat neglected blog was attacked by a phat amount of spam. I wouldn’t normally bother mentioning it, but the culprit had hand written a reply to almost every post I’ve written, most of which were one line attacks on me or Fenn. Two things:

1) How can you really be bothered? But you have to take your perverbial hat off to the illiterate gibbon for the worrying amount of effort. And very occasionally, it was actually quite funny. Use your character flaws for good, not evil!

2) We all know it’s you “Matty” – I’ve got your IP address and I’m tempted to report the whole thing to your BT internet provider.

Listen, it’s time to get over it. I even offered to have a “Matty says” column but you weren’t having it so bugger off.

Remember: Anyone can be a fuckhead on the internet, the point is most people don’t bother.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIcKqDsGQlw

That’ll do.