The ‘Frosties Kid’ - They’re Gonna Taste Great!
Further to my last post about the terrible Kellogg’s Frosties ad, internet rumours are rife that some bad luck has befallen our hyperactive friend. In fact, the rumours are all over the net, witness the google search results here. Even Wikipedia has caught up on this one, with The Frosties Kid having his own category.
Whatever his fate, the advert and the kid are turning into quite an internet Phenomenon. In fact, there’s a million remakes of the advert. Two especially good ones, are the Firestarter Version and the best budget spoof I’ve found here.
Still, I really don’t understand how this kid got so much attention when the little shit from the Coco Pops straws advert is still at large being a little shit. The little shit.
July 7th, 2006 at 10:53 pm
the kid his not dead and is currenly living in his native south africa
July 8th, 2006 at 8:49 am
dats wot i said in da first place no1 liestons his in africa
July 8th, 2006 at 10:46 am
The frosties kid did not kill himself,i got in touch with his agency and they said that they are just rumours and he has moved to South Africa, beacuse of so many bullies. He is making a fresh start now and will not be doing any more adverts.
July 8th, 2006 at 12:47 pm
Too right, he shouldn’t. Still, what about the Coco Straws bastard then?
July 13th, 2006 at 1:26 am
haha the nob ed choked on his corn flakes should of stuck 2 frosties ye nerd
July 13th, 2006 at 10:44 am
i think he is dead thats why they have stopped showing that advert init its fukin queer as fuck he is a little prick and should be dead the way he acts in that fuking advert.ITS GUNA TASTE GREAT!!!!!!!
July 13th, 2006 at 10:46 am
i am not dead leave me alone im currently living in africa so leave me alone please stop bullying me
July 13th, 2006 at 6:01 pm
lol as if thats the real frosites kid js so happend to look on this site, i fink its bad he got bullied and had to move n that but if sum1 js put that note insted of him, lol dats js sad he shudnt hav done the adverts reali…..
July 14th, 2006 at 2:43 pm
if you read this ure wastin ur time i mean it, dont read this its nothin important i seriously mean it dont read this ure wastin ur time
see i told u
u juat wasted ur time
hahahahaha
July 14th, 2006 at 3:00 pm
IT GUNNA TASTE FUCKIN GREAT!!!!!!!!!
July 14th, 2006 at 3:25 pm
I think sum comments are totally mean! You can’t say u wish he was dead, that’s wel nasty. I think he tried to kill himself but didn’t sucseed and now becoz of all this insane and cruel bullying he is living in South America. 4 god sake giv him a break and it’s not his falt it’s his parents becoz they wud’ve been pushy parents. anyway i’ll say that i am 100% against bullies so don’t be one or you’ve got me 2 deal with!!! lol and lets let him live his life feeling good and proud.
I think that this is all a sad do coz every one wants him to be either dead already or they want him to live a happy life!?!
July 14th, 2006 at 3:26 pm
i think its shan how he got bullied at least he has a lot of money for doing it a lot more than the people bulling him!!!!
July 14th, 2006 at 3:27 pm
Ok yep the add is cheesy and annoyin but so wot. i actuallt think it’s quit funni in an annoyin way!! i feel reeli sorri 4 da kid so leave him alone u big mean old bullies who rekon ur well hard…… NEWSFLASH: YOU’RE NOT BETTA THAN NO1!!
July 14th, 2006 at 3:29 pm
You are all big bullies, just imagine that you were the boy doin that add, how would you feel???!???
July 14th, 2006 at 7:27 pm
Sorry to burst your bubble but the real “Frosties kid” Is infact Rachel Carter
July 15th, 2006 at 4:42 pm
Hey. Thanks everyone for reading the ramblings on my blog. I’m sure all of you arrived to my shores through Google. Much appreciated nonetheless. Several things though:
Firstly, further to this post, it’s now clear nothing happened to the Frosties Kid at all. He is fine, living in native South Africa whilst us boneheads sat about and speculated his demise via the medium of fist-to-face intimidation and voice-to-ear name calling. He is not bullied. He does not have cancer. He is not dead. He’s not even moving country. He’s just a bit of a shit for that advert. End of story.
Secondly, this might cause a cascade of abuse to fall in my lap, but listen: I’m fairly young. I’m ‘down with the kids’. I still have all my hair, and dance in a really groovy manner to ‘cool’ music. I swear lots (it’s big and clever), drink like a rebel and turn up late for work (damn the man!). I even very occasionally score and I’m anti-social in an un-ironic manner. However, really now, I must insist you young’uns WRITE PROPERLY.
What’s with the over zealous punctuation: Item:????!?!?!?!? What’s with the lack of capital letters in sentences? What’s with the hideously over abbreviated words? “dats wot i said in da first place no1 liestons”… what the FUCK are you on about? Liestons? Is that Ja-fai-can? Why do people speak fucking Ja-fai-can anyways? Also, “ITS GUNA TASTE GREAT!!!!!!!” Guna? It’s gonna. If you’re going to abbreviate, do it CORRECTLY.
I’m in my 20s. I left school just before it was normal to have a mobile. Hence me and my entire generation write and talk correctly. I write “really” instead of “reeli”. Nothing wrong with each generation having their own colloquialisms, but man alive… It’s not selling out by having a normal grasp of reading and writing.
Anyway, Can’t everyone get angry at the bastard in the Coco Pops straw advert? And who the fuck is Rachel Carter? I could Google the name, but I’m way too high up on my horse to bother.
July 16th, 2006 at 5:21 pm
Seriously, if this shows the education level of our future leaders, we’re absolutely fucked.
July 17th, 2006 at 3:10 pm
oy leave the poor fucker alone e gets bullied in school asit is dont be stupid hes not dead hes just not breathing ha ha ha ha ha ha a ha ha ha ITS GONNA TASTE GREAT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!
July 22nd, 2006 at 12:51 pm
If the frosties kid is dead, which I am not sure if he is THAN I AM GLAD TO BE RID OF THE SCUM, the minute he got the oppurtunity to act in that add, he knew the risks of bullying I mean for christ’s sake, he looks like a fuckin retard and sounds like one to, if he had cancer and dies GOOD!, if he commited suicide, EVEN BETTER! and if he has migrated to South Africa, he had better never go back to the USA, coz someone will put a bullet in his head. The advert is a clear example of rejects who make up gay stuff like that and that kid, I can’t believe he agreed to do it, SHAME ON HIM, I HOPE HE IS ROTTING IN HELL.
July 22nd, 2006 at 2:58 pm
If that little cunt has a fuckin family, I hope they’re going through hell, mourning his fuckin dead corpse, lol!
July 22nd, 2006 at 3:19 pm
You lot are being so horrible, ok, the advert was annoying and that kid was as well but he doesn’t deserve to die and if he did commit suicide and all you can do is congratulate the bullies responcible, than you’re pretty sick. Tell me if Im wrong people.
July 22nd, 2006 at 3:24 pm
fucking right Matty, you don’t have any idea what you’re going on about, that kid was a shit eater and he did himself a favour by toppin himself, coz otherwise someone would eventually kill that motherfucker! I’d piss on that little dickhead’s grave!
July 22nd, 2006 at 3:26 pm
You are two very sick individualls, you obviously have no self respect and no concence if you think that way.
July 22nd, 2006 at 3:27 pm
learn how to spell you fuckin nob!
July 22nd, 2006 at 3:28 pm
lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
July 22nd, 2006 at 6:01 pm
Who ever that kid’s family are, lets hope their suffering greatly, knowing their fucking faggot son of their’s is dead, lol, Hell, if he didn’t top himself, someone would of done the job anyway, besides that fucking retard looked looked like a complete bellend on that add, he set himself up so bad and what the fuck was with those pathetic rap gestures he did at the end, who the fuck does he think he is, 50 Cent. IM GLAD HE’S DEAD!!!!!!
July 22nd, 2006 at 6:47 pm
Youy guys are taking this a little too far but yeah, I am kinda glad that guy is dead, he was so fuckin irritating!!!!
July 22nd, 2006 at 6:51 pm
You guys are so mean! I liked that guy, what is wrong with teenage boy doing a funky dance and singing a catchy tune to a well known brand of cereal, this advert is suppose to appeal to a younger audience, I simply don’t see what is so annoying about it.
July 22nd, 2006 at 6:53 pm
YOU GOTA BE CRAZY IF YOU DON’T FIND THAT SHIT ANNOYING, but yeah I see where you’re coming from.
July 22nd, 2006 at 7:07 pm
The world is better of without horrible individuals like you, you have a sick sense of humour, that guy never did anything to anyone and nobody knows for sure if he is dead or not, so get that facts straight before you start making conclusions , think about his family and what they must be going through if this rumour is true, don’t you fell any remorse, bullying is never tolerable in my opinion. This advert is meant to entertain a younger audience and therfore alot of kids his age are going to bully and tease him about the advert because they have no self confidence and have to bully and terrorize others to make themselves feel good, which is exactly what you are, a bully and a really negative person.
July 23rd, 2006 at 10:20 pm
hey
c’mon don’t be meen 
the truth is he’s alive and living in south africa! omg now evry1 stop bein tight and sayin horrid fings u bullies. god we cant stand horrid ppl. leeve him alone u gay people
July 23rd, 2006 at 10:20 pm
hey
c’mon don’t be meen 
the truth is he’s alive and living in south africa! omg now evry1 stop bein tight and sayin horrid fings u bullies. god we cant stand horrid ppl. leeve him alone u gay people
July 23rd, 2006 at 10:23 pm
oh my god 4 god sake their is 1 comment from the ‘frosties kid’ yep we doubt it alot! hu ever did that post is soo wrong and gay. the gi isnt a freek like he wud spend his time writting posts tellin ppl he’s alive. anyway we fink ppl onli bully him coz they’re jealous of him, afta all he must’ve got at leest a million so he’s rich ur not hahaha! LEAVE HIM ALONE!!
nxt time we cum on they best be no horrid comments.
July 24th, 2006 at 10:11 am
I think Jason Miles, Matty and Sean Rock are one and the same person - either that or they are, uh, ‘close friends’. They all exhibit the same rapier-like wit and sparkling repartee, I mean, ‘If that little cunt has a fuckin family, I hope they’re going through hell, mourning his fuckin dead corpse, lol! - that is absolute comedy gold, you ought to be on stage with killer lines like that! - I bet you have them hanging off your every word outside Netto on a Friday night. Also you seem a little preoccupied with matters of an anal persuasion, I think you need to talk to someone.
And Matty - your hilarious badinage may well be conveyed more effectively if you actually learnt how to speak and spell English correctly before having the temerity to call somebody else a retard.
*Matty looks up ‘badinage’, before supplying a retort of devastating piquancy, no doubt something along the lines of ‘gay retard’*
July 25th, 2006 at 1:28 pm
Danie & Sash still need to learn to write properly. Unless they’re 6 years old.
July 25th, 2006 at 6:05 pm
I fucking hope hes rotting in hell coz im LYKrlyK001forh8INGDAFro57!esKid!!ONE1
No really. The advert annoyed me, i didn’t like it. But why wish him dead?
And you all have awful spelling. So shut up you pathetic lot.
July 26th, 2006 at 10:24 am
Matty, in truth, for the sick and evil comments you have put on this forum, you are the one that should die but unlike you, I am not that low and shallow and don’t believe I have the right to decide whether someone dies or lives to get some sort of sick buzz out of talking this way about an innocent teenager. You stoop so low as to spend so much of you’re life talking about this kid, also you come out with the same phrases over and over “The kid in the frosties advert is a fucking cunt,” “He needs to die,” “I hope is family is suffering,” its all the same comments over and over and guess what, they are all sick and NOT funny in the slightest. Another thing, you seem to very frequently use subsequently ridiculous amounts of profanity in you’re comments and tend to discuss what you call “bum sex,” which I am guessing is another term for anal sex, now why is that my little friend, oh, could it be because you are used to discussing such things after past experience, most probably with the male side of the population and feel the need to share you’re past-times with random people on an Internet forum, well I don’t think that anyone wants to hear or discuss these matters on the forum so ease up on this so called “bum sex” category, which seems to be the most frequent topic you discuss. To finish, I know the minute you see this comment on the forum, you will do what you do best, swear at me excessively and try to belittle me by coming out with direct nasty comments and most likely, telling me I should die, well fine, you do that but do bare in mind that you are wasting you’re time because there is no point to what you say on this forum and you are probably some immature child living in a bad environment at home and therefore you feel the need to entertain yourself by putting sick comments on an internet forum about an innocent teenage boy who, who just for you’re information, like most people say, is very alive and currently living in South Africa so sorry to disappoint you, but his family is not suffering and neither is he, it was just a pathetic rumour conjured up by an immature selection of kids who probably share the same virtues and immaturity levels as you and unfortunately this rumour has been unnecessarily spread to a large percentage of people over the internet, unfortunately, no one knows where this rumour has originated from. I will put it in a way that you’re mind will understand and in you’re type of conduct “fuck of and get a life and ultimately grow the fuck up.”
July 26th, 2006 at 12:21 pm
oh my god, hu sed we cant spel?? its called txt talk dum ass
leeev him alone
July 26th, 2006 at 12:24 pm
matty is seriously nasty, he needs 2 get sujm niceness in his bodi! matty u nasty little bastard! get a fukin life!!
July 26th, 2006 at 12:24 pm
we agree wiv kelly
July 26th, 2006 at 12:30 pm
Leave him alone please, he’s my best mates nephew! There is nothing wrong with the advert, ok? Jamie, how old are you? It’s a bit childish doing a blog (even though i’m signing it).
Matty people have their own oppinions and that’s what they believe you can’t change it.
Hiya to all my fans (if i have any….. i hope i do!)
July 26th, 2006 at 12:30 pm
Leave him alone please, he’s my best mates nephew! There is nothing wrong with the advert, ok? Jamie, how old are you? It’s a bit childish doing a blog (even though i’m signing it).
Matty people have their own oppinions and that’s what they believe you can’t change it.
Hiya to all my fans (if i have any….. i hope i do!)
goodbye
July 26th, 2006 at 12:33 pm
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July 26th, 2006 at 1:35 pm
What’s up Matty? You seem somewhat perturbed, perhaps you need to see somebody to discuss the psychological damage you appear to have suffered, apparently as a consequence of excessive homosexual intercourse.
It’s amusing that we are all apparently retarded, yet it is YOU who still hasn’t grasped the simple concept that the kid is NOT DEAD despite the fact that it has been mentioned over and again that he is alive and living in South Africa. I’m not an expert, but insofar as it can be ascertained, I would posit, Mattthew, that your inability to discriminate between veracity and inexactitude, your rank inutility to determine the contrast between prevarication and factuality, allied to your unremitting recourse to profanity in the absence of even basic linguistic skills, let alone superior lexicographical prowess, suggests that it is in fact YOU who is intellectually subnormal.
Your bitter resentment of anybody who has achieved greater success than you and your insecurity over your sexual proclivity, as manifested in your latent homosexual aggression, is obviously causing you some distress, which I think you need to talk about. Why be so hostile Matt? Open up to us, we’re all friends here. Tell us what it is that’s making you so very unhappy. It doesn’t bother us that you’re sexually deviant; in this day and age that presents no barrier to leading a happy and fulfilled existence. However, you will need to improve your grasp of the English language, as lexical ineptitude, catachresticism and solecistis are not tolerated on these pages.
I appreciate, Matthew, that this riposte to your exquisitely crafted epistle may strike you as somewhat circumloquacious, grandiloquent, ostentatious and perhaps even vainglorious, but I am confident that a man of such esteemed intellect will not find it beyond their comprehension.
July 26th, 2006 at 3:32 pm
Anyone detect my sarcasm? *direct reference to matty*
And well said fenn
July 26th, 2006 at 9:20 pm
fuk me
i need sex
plz plz plz
July 26th, 2006 at 10:26 pm
i think hes not dead well i hope he isnt he is jus a kid hu is tryin to do well for himself lol hope ya not dead frosties kiddy lol byebye n ur all sick wankas
July 26th, 2006 at 10:27 pm
all u lot out there hu r sayin nasty comments go get a fuckin lyf some one has died ya no n jst fink how iz family feel (thts if he is dead) well newayz go get a lyf fuckin cunts bit
July 27th, 2006 at 10:24 am
You wanted Google hits Jamie… Seems like you got some, eh? This is great stuff.
As for the Frosties kid, he’s the second best person to ever advertise cereal (Ross Kemp advertising Fruit and Fibre has to be the best, surely?)
July 27th, 2006 at 12:11 pm
thats a proper shame the frosties advert is actually allright its there too get frosties noticed n if u hadnt relized thats all use r doing is talking about it …….the frosties kid is only trying 2 make sumthin of himself n hes all right in the advert n hes STUNNIN!!!!! so u fukin wankers leave the boy alone use are jus sad n pathetic
July 27th, 2006 at 1:52 pm
Jesus H Christ on a shitty stick. This country really does have no future.
July 27th, 2006 at 9:45 pm
I actually loved the Advert, I heard a rumour he was up for an emy!
July 27th, 2006 at 9:45 pm
I actually loved the Advert, I heard a rumour he was up for an emy!
July 28th, 2006 at 5:05 pm
for fuck’sake!!!!!
this is getting way to tedious now!!! matty,sean..and anyone else who wished death on the frosties boy…YOUR NOT IMPRESSING ANYBODY!!! im thinking that you like to maybe play video games..roleplaying ..hmmm??? i guess you havent had a girlfriend..cos lets face it..youre a geeky nerd,with the personality of a house brick! i wonder if “frosties boy” stood in front of you,would you have the balls to say all that shit to his face..i think not! hopefully,he’d punch your national health glasses down your squeaky throat!
now GROW THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
July 28th, 2006 at 11:59 pm
i tell ur what u lot tht are saying if hes dead its greeat tht fuking harsh ur a bunch of cunts leave the fuking poor boy alone. jason miles ur a cunt thts fuking harsh. leave him alone hes a fuking kid for god sake. ppl want to kill him for making an advert fuk me whats this world cuming to ur a bunch of pricks grow up!!!!!!!!!!!!!
July 29th, 2006 at 8:13 pm
68 comments. About 60 are total crap.
Listen up you fucks, this is my blog and I’m the fucking Daddy. I call the shots and if some knob-joint like Matty wants to give it the big’un he can go do it on the NME board or where ever “the yoof” loiter on the net these days.
Still, I don’t mind really as he seems to doing a nice job burying himself with his utter moronic comments. Him and his “mates”. And this is most people: text language? Why type in text language? To save on the 2 seconds longer it may take to type properly? To cover up the inability to spell correctly? To never have to actually use your brain anymore? Use text language WHEN TEXTING. Geddit?
Here’s a warning. Thanks for reading. Seriously. Leave comments and join in with this cack blog. BUT don’t think it’s a personal message board for you gob off in an almost unreadable language. Any more knob-joint comments by illiterate and abusive cockmunches will be edited or deleted. In the word’s of He-Man “I HAVE THE POWER”.
seriously though, have a read through. Watch my ego run riot.
July 30th, 2006 at 12:48 pm
ur alll wankas the frosties kid is fit
August 1st, 2006 at 8:12 pm
I must be the only person on the planet who fancies the frosties kid.
hope he’s not dead
August 3rd, 2006 at 12:16 am
Why did this kid go on TV, i read some of this argument and someone is wrong coz a 13-14 yr old kid wudnt act like on or off TV. from my point of view he needs a kick in the bollocks a slapn in the face followed by bullet to the head and the ass. (lulu) you should get in touch with him coz i think you probly the only person in the world that fancies that kid,
August 4th, 2006 at 10:41 am
Matty you absolute choad, when are you going to snap out of your sad little fantasy world? Are you honestly as dense as you make yourself out to be? Do you really not understand the phrase “In the words of…”?
Why are you now pretending to be American? Is it because TV tells you it’s cool? I don’t think many Americans use “text talk”, fewer still ever use the word “cunt”, and it seems somewhat unlikely that your average American would use either the affected patois of your subnormal ramblings, viz; “bare forums on da internet”, or the phrase “he got beats”. You also give yourself away by saying things like ‘term’, when an American would call it a ’semester’.
You’re also apparently claiming the ‘credit’ for starting this rumour in the first place - have you honestly nothing more going on in your pathetic little existence apart from sitting in your bedroom (probably in Stevenage or Chalvey or Smethwick) posting illiterate killing fantasies about characters in TV adverts (when you’re not wanking into a sock?)
You don’t have a girlfriend either, and I don’t think anybody seriously believes you were “fucking her right now”. Are you trying to tell us that she was sat on your lap while you typed your demented outbursts? Did you rest the keyboard on her back whilst giving her one up the council? Do please expalin this intriguing set-up. I would surmise that by ‘fucking her right now’, what you ACTUALLY meant was that you had a pornographic website open in another window as you typed, massivegaycocklover.com for example, and were furiously thrashing your flaccid, yet aroused member whilst using a stick tied to your forehead to tap out your inerudite rantings about the frosties kid, the object of your shameful homosexual desires.
The frosties kid is NOT called Sean Miles, he is called Joe Cheetham - seems strange that EVERY OTHER SOURCE says that but yet you know better. Strange, also, that on the 29th July you say he is dead and that you personally contributed to his suicide.. BUT… on the 22nd you say that you are not sure if he is dead and that you want to find out where he lives! If you’re going to lie, try to be consistent. ‘Wot u chattin bout u pussio mack? YOU LIE.’
There’s only one person who has brought up the subject of bestiality here, repeatedly in fact. I quote: “probably had bum sex with that fucking ginger tiger along the way”, “now Tony that fuckin tiger has nobody to have anal with”. Is this another of your sick fetishes? You do keep mentioning ‘bum sex’ and sex with animals, in fact it appears to be your other main preoccupation. A classic case of projecting I think.
To summarise: You’re not American, you’re from a council estate in Yate or Thatto Heath who thinks he’s from the ghetto. You pretend to be American but give yourself away with liberal use of words that only someone in the UK would use. You don’t have a girlfriend. You don’t know the Frosties Kid and never have done, let alone bullied him or ‘terrorized’ his family. Although, foolishly, you have just made a written confession to harassment, GBH and attempted murder - it wouldn’t be too difficult to trace your origins and pass your details to the relevant authorities. Get da fedz on yo back, innit bruv?!
I don’t even think the kid himself is American - why does he sing in an extremely English accent, and why would Kelloggs use an American for an advert that is unlikely to be seen outside of the UK? Why would an American advert use a fairly obscure Ian Dury song?
You aren’t clever, so don’t try to be - giving it the big one about how you’ve fooled everyone and how we haven’t grasped what you’re doing. It was established on July 24th at 10.11 am that ‘Jason Miles, Matty and Sean are one and the same person’. Truly, we must salute your genius. Using a fake name on the internet? Posting witha made-up email address? The man is a criminal mastermind! I can’t believe nobody has thought of that before! WHAT A CONCEPT!
And finally… Matty, surely a 100% grade A American like you would know that they’re called ‘Frosted Flakes’ over there?
August 4th, 2006 at 11:09 am
THEY’RE GONNA TASTE SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
August 4th, 2006 at 2:44 pm
the reason why we are abusing the little pube stain is because he should have seen how very wrong it is for anyone to do that wank advert. he probably wants to be an actor, and thought this was his ‘foot in the door’. middle-class mummy and daddy supported him and were “so very proud of our boy”. we its back-fired!
he sold himself out and now has to use the money he made to emigrate until he grows up and we cant recognise him.
he made his own bed. dont feel sorry for him. if people like him didn’t exist then we wouldnt have fucking annoying adverts!!!!!!!! {cunt}
August 4th, 2006 at 7:38 pm
i hope the boy is ok every1 in my skwl says he commited suicide but i really don’t know!
August 5th, 2006 at 8:02 am
Look at this:
http://www.myspace.com/frostiestwat
Matty, want a column on my blog? You can write an exclusive “Matty Says” column where you can comment on everything I write. Serious offer.
i.e. ‘I bought the new Kasabian album’ Matty Says:You’re all gay retards!!!
August 5th, 2006 at 9:07 am
Well said Fenn, you and Jamie have got to be the only intelligent people on this forum, Matty, you haven’t commented in a while, oh could that be because we have all out-smarted you’re intellectual capacity by not falling for you’re absurd comments about being a gangster in the ghetto of the USA and that it has been discovered that you are some very sad individual who sits at his or her computer every night and does the same old shit over and over again. Also you say that Fenn’s intellectual (smart) comments are infuriating you, could that be because he knows how to spell and type interesting comments that outweigh you’re insignificant mind and he doesn’t have to make himself out to be something he is not. Lastly please stop using that pathetic excuse (text talk) of yours to justify you’re constant use of mis-spelt and non-sense making comments because it is quite clear that you are as stupid as you sound.
August 7th, 2006 at 10:01 pm
matty you willy, you have been well and trully done by fenn, you forgot one point fenn, chavs can’t afford computers.
August 10th, 2006 at 3:32 am
OMG! now this so called Matty is pretending to be american and think’s he is fro the ghetto from L.A, LOOOOOOOOOOL, Please Jamie don’t delelte this comment it is just so damn funny, leave it on the blog so everyone can see what a sad little boy this Matty is, he obviously watches too much television and has been drawn away (far away) from reality.
August 10th, 2006 at 10:42 am
So, matty. 50 cent is your uncle? It’s funny because all the chavs in my school know him and are also related. Shows he really is a mother fucking P.I.M.P.
Cunt.
August 14th, 2006 at 12:21 am
I realy think all this has gone 2 far, and its been TOTALLY blown out of proportion! its just an advert! thats all it is, and yet, here people are saying how they want 2 kill this kid…just because hes on an advert. people honestly want 2 ‘piss on his grave’ when they dont even know him.they dont know his personality, his family, his background…we’re judging him on a 30 second advert then are we? oh yes, because we can tell so much about this lad from 30 seconds! how can you want to kill someone you know ABSOLUTELY NOTHING about? hes practically a stranger. i cant believe there are actualy people out there who are so agressive towards this guy they dont even know just because they dont like his singing or hand gestures? wtf? it really shows what society is coming to and what we do to people.we persecute people for idiotic things! just stop taking it so far! i dont like the ad, but i dont want 2 kill the kid 4 it!!! how ridiculous does that sound! i hate the advert so im gona kill the kid…uh HELLO, wake up n smell the coffee people!have u lost yr minds? a CHILD is receiving DEATH THREATS because people dont like the look of him.its wrong.im sorry n all, n i understand y you dont like the ad, because it is anoying, but saying you hope hes died and everything is sick and plain wrong. he wanted 2 get out there and make a career for himself, and its not his fault that his plan failed. If you dont try, you’ll never know rite? its just so completely unbelievably over the top saying you hope he died painfuly and all that.its an advert..its just a tiny speck on your life! people need 2 stop taking it so seriously.
NB: i refuse 2 take sides. i dont like the ad, but i could never wish any inocent child dead.
have a good day…EVERYONE xxx
August 14th, 2006 at 12:20 pm
OMG WTF LOL!!!!!!11111
F3NN IS TEH ROXOR!!!!!!11 PWNED111!!!1
August 14th, 2006 at 1:47 pm
for fukin hell sake matty go fuk ya self no1 else will yu fink yur it yur a gay twat with a tiny cok now go’nd get ya mum 2 suk on it and leeve the fit boy alone, evry1 knows yur onli jealous
August 14th, 2006 at 1:49 pm
*This post has been deleted as it seems people can’t actually behave like normal human beings who don’t spout shit all over the net. Anyone can be a twat on the web, which is why most people don’t. END.*
Jamie Aug 06
August 14th, 2006 at 9:55 pm
y carnt u lot stop bullibg on da poor lad live im a lone will ya and if those peeps read dis huw ave been bulling im at skool i fink u r so sick and hope u lot die and rot . and hes not dead so go and live a live plz u r so sick
August 15th, 2006 at 5:20 pm
Hey. I just want to say that reading this blog has really been an eye-opener. I don’t understand why people hate this guy enough to think he should die, or want to write threatening entries on someone else’s blog about what they want to do to him? Really, what is the point. And “Matty” I think you could learn something from the guy, I believe that he’s keen on frosties more than I believe that you’re American, you went to his school, or you’re related to 50 Cent. But your comments and the witty replies from people like Fenn have kept me entertained for the last 20 minutes so I guess I can be grateful for that.
August 15th, 2006 at 5:34 pm
Ah, what an amusing tour of chav intellect this has been. Matty, I thank you for your commitment to the entertainment of others. I salute you!
Out of fear form my own security, I have used a fake email address so you cant find me and give me bare beats wiv ur homies.. or homos… or something.
Anyway, thanks all for a very entertaining read.
August 15th, 2006 at 6:36 pm
Gemma Lancaster, I don’t think anybody is stupid enough to agree to sex with you at this present moment in time, for a few reasons, one, there is not proof that you are of the female sex and for all anybody knows, you could be an ageing paedophile eager to have sexual intercourse with persons of a younger age or you could be some serial killer hoping to draw younger kids in with that sex plea you have provided on the blog. If you want to fuck someone, provide proof that you are female and are 16 but judging by you’re conduct and immature comments on this forum, I am highly doubting that you are 16.
August 16th, 2006 at 10:35 pm
The comments on my blog seem to hit new lows daily.
August 17th, 2006 at 11:11 am
Indeed. Good work that man.
August 21st, 2006 at 2:01 pm
*This post has been deleted as it seems people can’t actually behave like normal human beings who don’t spout shit all over the net. Anyone can be a twat on the web, which is why most people don’t. END.*
Jamie Aug 06
August 22nd, 2006 at 8:47 pm
omg jamie, u must no matty as u dont delete any of his fukin shit comments-he’s probably yur gay pal. nd r u jealous of me tellin raquel he’s a sexy sex bom?? coz yu can hav sex wiv me 2 if ay like. rnt u happi i advertise 4 sex on yur site?? i do it on alot of otha blogs. raquel i love u nd we ARE going to hav sex, dont botha wiv comdoms- i want anuva child and jamie if yur so desperate i’ll hav sex wiv u afta raquel. I NEED SEX XXX
August 26th, 2006 at 11:15 am
Yeah, well said Gemma. Jamie why don’t you start deleting any of those comments matty is putting on your blog because most of them are sick and harsh, me I just wanna have sex with some sexy girl who is well horny about me, what is the matter are you jealous because I am getting some and your sex life doesn’t even exist yet! START DELETING SOME OF THAT PRICK MATTY’S COMMENTS!
August 26th, 2006 at 2:05 pm
Jesus Christ. Before this thread I had to delete almost nothing, but since being bombarded with illiterate morons who think it’s really clever to be offensive and crude on the internet, I’m Mr Editor. GET OVER IT. It’s the equivalent of smacking a kid in the face. It’s not hard, impressive and you’re not proving anything or than your own stupidity.
The reason why Matty’s comments (and most of these comments) stay is that Matty has a certain humour to him and most of the thread is based around picking holes in his bizarre ramblings. Also, I’m not some Internet regulator and it’s not my job to attempt to censor people. Although it would be good for you to note Matty has had several posts deleted.
The reason why Raquel’s posts have been deleted is that firstly, I don’t believe she writes them, as someone has used her webpage as their link. Secondly, I’m sure she’s about 12 and all that stuff about written ‘needing sex’ was fairly offensive and unnecessary. If you wanna go play “look who can swear like a grown up” go do it to people face to face rather than filling up this thread with your nonsense.
August 26th, 2006 at 3:45 pm
Oh so some of Matty’s comments are humorous are they, saying that he wants to kill a harmless kid 100 times over and that he hopes his family are going through hell because their son is dead and that he should rot in hell JUST BECAUSE HE CHOSE TO ACT IN A FUCKING FROSTIES ADVERTISEMENT! If you think that is funny than your just as sick as the prick himself, I admit that when he tried to give over the impression that he was an American gangster from New York ghetto, that was hilarious but please, submitting all of these sick and evil comments about an innocent actor (NOT FUNNY IN THE SLIGHTEST). I don’t understand what your problem is with some girl wanting sex and advertising it on the net and some guy who has by the way got a sex life wanting it to, are you saying that you never wanna get laid Jamie. Another thing “If you wanna go play “look who can swear like a grown up” go do it to people face to face rather than filling up this thread with your nonsense” where the hell did that come from, we are talking about having sex, not who can swear the most in one sentence, that seems to be Matty’s level of expertise. Lastly, my real name is not Raquel, it is just a nickname I have grown up with, which I use for blogs, e-mail addresses etc and why are you assuming I am a she when I wanna fuck some bird advertising herself for sex, THINK ABOUT IT BRANIAC! Your probably going to delete this comment also because I have unveiled a few home truths to you and your embarrassed about everyone seeing it on your own blog! Gemma I am gonna make you so wet sexy!
September 1st, 2006 at 12:28 pm
Ok, this is one of the most ridiculous blogs I have ever seen, we have gone from discussing a pathetic rumour about a child in a Frosties advertisement committing suicide because of severe bullying to some obtuse muppet called Matty using fake names and e-mail addresses, thinking he is from a ghetto in America, trying to give us the impression he knows all the Rap/Hipop artists in America and submitting direct nasty comments which usually involve telling everyone that he hopes a British innocent teenage actor is dead for being in an advert and looking like an idiot whilst doing so. Oh no but it doesn’t end there, as Matty’s comments continue, we next have the famous Gemma Lancaster who has made a name for herself by advertising herself for sexual intercourse using a blog and some other idiot (Raquel), who gave me a decent impression at the beginning but later on falls for the sex plea and shows signs of a sheer desperate attitude, by actually wanting to get of with the so called internet prostitute. Lastly we have the “penis whipe” episode, which while being quite humorous is completely immature, unnecessary and random. The vast majority of people on this blog have absolutely no lives and have done nothing but show me that they like spending their time submitting stupid, incoherent and non-sense making comments on an internet blog. I have only recently heard this rumour about the Frosties kid committing suicide, which do I need to remind everyone ISN’T TRUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, it is merely a rumour made up by people who share the same immaturity levels as the so called Matty and obviously have nothing better to do with their sad lives. He is living in South Africa for a year and will return to the UK eventually. Here is the truth behind the Frosties kid’s disappearance, Joe Cheetham, otherwise known to everyone as the Frosties kid used the funds he received for the advert to spend a year in South Africa for an experience in another country and I can only bet he is regretting it after the amount of shit he is getting for just acting in and advert, the same thing happened with the kid who plays Harry Potter, just because a teenage actor manages to make something of themselves on television, other kids in the country who view it, decide that they are going to be jealous and nasty towards that specific person for reasons that are not justifiable. The advert is annoying, I will give you that much but it doesn’t give people an excuse to wish the guy dead! and submit comments, saying you hope his family are suffering and even pretending you are one of the bullies responsible. After hearing about this rumour, unlike allot of people I wasn’t stupid enough to consider it true for one second and thought it was necessary to discover the truth to prove everyone it is a rumour, all was going well until while finding out this accurate information, I come across this, which looks like a blog, which people use to put some of the most ridiculous comments on. Jamie as you are the moderator, I strongly suggest you delete all this shit of your blog, it will do allot of people a favour. To finish, this business about the Frosties kid is getting old now, talk about something else that is more interesting and don’t abuse it by pretending you are a gangster from the ghetto, advertising yourself for sex on the internet and submitting random comments, i.e. “i luv ur choadi would suck it now but its 2 fat!!!.”
September 3rd, 2006 at 10:21 pm
It amuses me when people argue and threaten people over the internet. GO ON! GET IN THERE MY SON! BRRRRRRRRRRAP!
Yeah, all you people are quite pathetic in my opinion.
September 5th, 2006 at 4:48 pm
hes revolting and disgusting and deserves to die
i wish death to this filty child
September 6th, 2006 at 3:19 pm
I FUCKING REST MY CASE, GOD! THIS COUNTRY HAS NO FUTURE!
September 6th, 2006 at 3:36 pm
As you all probably know, Steve Irwin, wildlife naturalist and entertainer has just died from a fatal attack by a stingray and what a surprise, we get exactly the same shit from sick little retards across the country who post comments making jokes out of someone’s death, usually famous. Check this one out “HAHA Steve Irwin died, lol SHAME SHAME, IM GLAD HE IS DEAD, I HOPE HIS WIFE AND TWO KIDS ARE IN FUCKING SO MUCH PAIN ABOUT IT, LOLOLOL HAHA LMFAO LOL HAHA HE IS DEAD AND NEVER COMING BACK GOOD! LOL HAHA,” this comment was submitted by some loser on youtube who has most likely used fake contact details so people can’t trace his whereabouts and kick ten shades of shit out of him! Just like this Matty prick on this blog, where do these fucks get of saying shit like this, I am finding it really hard not to wish death on them or kill them myself, get some fucking dignity in you and stop submitting this nasty shit on web blogs and forums!
September 9th, 2006 at 4:39 pm
omg, you guys are so pathetic, takin v piss owtta v frosties kid. you are just jelous he’s on tv n got loadza money 4 doin his job. i cant believe there are people so stupid to take the mick owtta a boi 4 ACTING… how can u say u h8 him when its not even him on t.v, just him playing a character. if u h8 the advert so much, turn of the fuckin telly sad acts. rock on frosties kid!!!
September 10th, 2006 at 2:22 pm
no the frosties kid is not dead ,on the 5th of sep. The Sun interviewed him http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2006410167,00.html
he doesnt even like the advert or frosties for that matter !!!!
September 10th, 2006 at 4:27 pm
Good work Mark W. A fairly literate post of relevance. I liekt he fact he went on the web to look himself up. I bet he read this thread and just felt pity of England and their future generation. I know I do.
September 10th, 2006 at 4:28 pm
Actually, I think one of those quotes comes from ‘Hater of the Frostie’s Kid’ above.
Fame for being a c**t. Well done you.
September 19th, 2006 at 5:56 pm
oi people jst leave da poor kid alone its nt like hes done ne fing bad like murder sum1 is it so jst leave him alone i feel so sorry 4 him n coz of u lot hes had 2 move n dat aint fair so jst listen 2 me n leave him alone dats all im askin frm julie xxxxxxxxx
September 19th, 2006 at 11:22 pm
Thank Julie, but this really is another example of how the youth of today can’t read or write correctly. Where are the capitals, or the punctuation? I know it’s apparently “text speak” but come on, this is atrocious.
Here it is again, with all the many, many corrections:
oi people (Hello everyone, can I have your attention for a moment?)
No capital letter. No comma
jst leave da poor kid alone (Just leave the poor kid alone,)
No such word as “da” or “jst” and no comma.
its nt like hes done ne fing bad like murder sum1 is it so jst leave him alone (it’s not as if he’s done anything bad like murder someone is it?)
“nt”, “ne” “fing” “sum1″ “jst” aren’t a words. “hes” missing an apostrophe, should be he’s. No question mark either
i feel so sorry 4 him n coz of u lot (I feel sorry for him because of you lot,)
No capitalisation of I. “4″ a number, not a word. No such word as “n” or “coz” (but I will allow coz as an acceptable shorthand colloquialism). No comma.
hes had 2 move n dat aint fair (He’s had to move and that isn’t fair.)
No capital h. NO such word as “n” or “dat”. Apostrophe missing in ‘aint (again an acceptable colloquialism otherwise). No full stop.
so jst listen 2 me n leave him alone dats all im askin (So just listen to me and leave him alone, that is all I’m asking.)
No capital. No such word as “dats” or “askin” but asking would be acceptable colloquialism if it had an apostrophe at the end. Missing apostrophe in “im”. No full stop
frm julie xxxxxxxxx (From, Julie)
No capital. No such word as “frm” and no capitalisation of name (Jesus H Christ).
September 19th, 2006 at 11:38 pm
Here’s a warning. If any more people decide to post on my blog something like “da frostez kid is wkd nd u all can fuk off 4 thnkin hes not bruv omg!!!!1111″ or some utter shit, I will edit it to bits.
Learning to write and read correctly isn’t “uncool”, it’s called being a functioning human being.
Use text language to text if you must but not to type. No wonder why school leavers can’t even write a CV anymore. LEARN TO FUCKING READ AND WRITE YOU BACKWARDS TWATS.
Ahhh, sorry, that has been building up for some time.
Here’s a quick test. What is wrong with this sentence:
“potato’s for sale here get them as its half price day today”
I count six just at a glance, although there may be more. Go on, try and do a 7 year old language test you morons.
September 28th, 2006 at 5:34 pm
oi fuk faces… the lot of use. the boy isnt dead n if he was a think use r all really fuked up wishing tht he was….u dnt want 2 ever meet me a tell you fukin JEALOUS BUNCH OF WANKERS
September 28th, 2006 at 5:35 pm
OI WANKERS….LISTEN RITE…..THE BOY ISNT DEAD N USE R ALL JUST JEALOUS FUKS WAE NAE MUNY- SO GET OVER IT N START MAKIN UR OWN MONEY -DUMB FUKS. TELL YOU……U DNT WANT 2 EVER MEET ME
September 28th, 2006 at 5:37 pm
listen MATTY….YA FUKIN WANK……AL KICK UR CUNT RITE IN -OK
September 29th, 2006 at 9:18 pm
I’m shocked by some of the posts here. Ok, the young lad is annoying in the equally annoying advert, but there is no need for people in far away lands like ours to be calling for his blood! People who get so worked up about a fucking advert could do with a wee trip to see the men in white coats!
October 7th, 2006 at 3:11 pm
Hey..x
So Is He Dead..?
Cuz I Got Told By My Best Mate Tha He Died :S
Lemme Noe Im Confussed!!!!!
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Buon luogo, congratulazioni, il mio amico!
November 7th, 2006 at 1:56 pm
leave the frosties kid alone! its not actually his voice in the advert its someone elses and so what if he acted a bit dodgy in the ad, its only an advert! you people are sick, why should he be dead because on one advert! your a ll pathetic and I thank all the people sticking up for him because he doesnt deserve this. Just think what all you have done to his family with all this bullying, you all disgust me! there is something wrong with you all. to be honest your probably all jelous, hes a great gymnist and has got a nice body lol. thats what all you boys dream for. I bet all of you are fat and ugly and never get off the computer and have nothing better to do with your lifes other than take the piss out of a boy and make him move to the other side of the world. I feel sorry for all of you taking the mick because you obviously have no life and nothing better to do! You should all realise what your doing to this boy, and his family, especially his poor mum. He is not dead!!!! sven if ya read this add me xxcasey_jonesxx@msn.com ta babe xx
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[...] 2) We all know it’s you “Matty” – I’ve got your IP address and I’m tempted to report the whole thing to your BT internet provider. [...]
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